Song Parodies -> Old Man Shivers
| Original Song Title: | "Old Man River" |
| Original Performer: | Jerome Kern's ShowBoat |
| Parody Song Title: | "Old Man Shivers" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
There's an old man on a busy corner,
He's an old man no-one wants to be
People don't care about his troubles,
They got their own kind a' misery..
Old Man Shivers,
An old man shivers,
He sits there shakin', his heart is breakin'
Sad and hopeless,
As thru life, homeless, he goes
We got taters,
We wear nice cotton,
And those who don't have
Are just fogotten,
An Old Man Shivers,
Cause there's no givers, of clothes
You and me, we watch TV,
Cozy in laps of luxury,
Warm as toast, eatin roast,
Oblivious and blind
To the needful most...
Got no pillow,
A bed of cardboard,
That's his problem..
Most people are bored
So, an Old Man Shivers,
There are no givers, at all....
He's an old man no-one wants to be
People don't care about his troubles,
They got their own kind a' misery..
Old Man Shivers,
An old man shivers,
He sits there shakin', his heart is breakin'
Sad and hopeless,
As thru life, homeless, he goes
We got taters,
We wear nice cotton,
And those who don't have
Are just fogotten,
An Old Man Shivers,
Cause there's no givers, of clothes
You and me, we watch TV,
Cozy in laps of luxury,
Warm as toast, eatin roast,
Oblivious and blind
To the needful most...
Got no pillow,
A bed of cardboard,
That's his problem..
Most people are bored
So, an Old Man Shivers,
There are no givers, at all....
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I really liked this one. It points out where our hearts should be right now and all the time. 5's
Thanks, Adagio
I'm with Adagio.
Thanks, John
i was quite touched by your song....this is beautifully written and shows that a parody doesn't have to make us laugh to be outstanding...5s
What John Barry said...
Thanks Alvin, and Johnny D.
Perfectly paced for the holidays too.
Thanks Tim
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