-> "Thanksgiving"
Original Song Title:
"Dreamsicle"
Parody Song Title:
"Thanksgiving"
The Lyrics
I guess we're leaving school again
We're moving out and moving in
Gotta break the news to all my friends
But they won't care
They'll just find another place
To fall behind, to take my place
To run way out past second base
And just stand there
A Thanksgiving on a weekly night
In a folding lawn mall
Witches ring around the moon
Better get home soon
Poison oak to poison turkeys
Dirty jokes that blew right by me
Mama curling up beside me
Crying to herself
Why can't Daddy just come here?
Forget whatever he did wrong
He's in a mall all alone
And we need help
A Thanksgiving on a weekly night
In a folding lawn chair
I'm still packing up my room
Gotta get home soon
New sneakers on a big great mall
And you swore you'd be there
My heart breaking through the holiday
Breaking in November
Broken glass and broken days
I'll be 18 four years from now
With different friends in a different town
I'll finally be here
Call you both some holiday
Tell you why I moved away
Say, "Everything's gonna be okay
You can come see me."
A Thanksgiving on a weekly night
In a folding lawn chair
Daddy's howling at the moon
Better get home soon
Heat chickens in the evening sky
And my mama's red hair
Hearts breaking through the holiday
Breaking in November
Breaking in November
Breaking in November
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