-> "Anakin's Descent"
Original Song Title:
"Any Dream Will Do"
Parody Song Title:
"Anakin's Descent"
The Lyrics
[Anakin, Episode II]
I heard mom cry... felt she was hurtin'
And knew for certain what I had to do
At dead of night... I drew my sabre
Killed the Tusken raiders
And the green dude knew
I thought that I... {beep-boo-be-bweep}
Could hold my rage in {bwoo-ooo-ooo}
If I'd engage in... {bwoo-ooo}
Alternate pursuits
So on Naboo {beep-boo-be-bweep}
Though we must keep it {bwoo-ooo-ooo}
Absolute top secret {bwoo-ooo}
Told the Queen "I do"
[Anakin, Episode III]
Then Palpatine... was rather sly
He wanted me... to be a spy
Yoda, Mace and Obi-wan sensed
Dark times on the way
I felt that I (I felt that I)
Was quickly slipping (aah-ah-aaaaah)
My mind was flipping (aah-aaaahhh)
And the Queen was, too
Though she and I (though she and I)
Are still relating (aah-ah-aaaaah)
I'm hesitating... (aah-aaaahhh)
"Palpatine needs you"
*** Instrumental ***
"Palpatine needs you"
A call of fate, a sabre fight
And Mace Windu fell out of sight
I descended into darkness
[Darth Vader, Episode III]
Now I'm mainly chrome
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[Darth Vader, Episode IV]
Now we return... \now we return\
To the beginning \aaa-ah-aaaaah\
The Dark Side winning... \aah-aaaahhh\
Like we always knew
And as for I, \and as for I\
Though I'm assisting \aaa-ah-aaaaah\
One... thought's persisting
Palpatine screwed you
\Palpatine, Palpatine\
\Palpatine\
Palpatine screwed you
\Palpatine, Palpatine\
\Palpatine\
And the green dude knew
[Yoda, spoken, to the ghosts of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn]
Told you so... did I
Listen... would you not
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