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Song Parodies -> "New Apes"

Original Song Title:

"Last Night"

Original Performer:

Jason DeRulo

Parody Song Title:

"New Apes"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the newest blockbuster "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes".
New apes (Uh), new apes (Monkey times)
New apes (Uh), new apes
That's what you told me

New apes felt like our old apes (First night)
Back when you was 'bout that chimps (Yeah)
Invite two chimps, hit it three times (Three times)
You don't get jealous, I can see now
Yeah, I think we needed that girl (I think we needed that)
You know them hoes gon' hurt (Git), hurt (Git)
Mornin' turned into noon (Noon)
Off the humans and apes (Apes)
Didn't we stay, didn't we stay in the rah, trees? (Trees)
We both have things to do
We both got things to lose (Yeah)
Suction, gave me that
Chimpanzees (Yeah), big asteroid (Yeah)
I don't get tired (Ooh)
Long stroke, back stroke (Ooh)
See back, that's mine

Pull up on me (Oh, baby), pull up on me (Yeah, skrrt, skrrt)
Drop my top (Skrrt, skrrt), pull up on apes (Ooh-ooh, skrrt, skrrt)
You probably can't tell, my heart on apes (My heart on apes, yeah)
You probably won't tell me
What you tell me new aoes?

New apes (After we screwed, uh), new apes (You fell in love, yeah)
New apes (You fell in love, uh), new apes
That's what you told me (Uh)
New apes (When we got drunk, new apes), new apes (You backed it up, new apes)
Oh, new apes (You backed it up, new apes, it's Monkeys), last night (Oh, oh)
That's what you told me (Go)

The big monkeys and the Nova (our Nova)
It's the big monkeys and Nova (Yeah)
I spent a mill' on a swing (Yee)
Hop out the drop like a jungle
I'm chimpanzees down to the trees (Burr)
Swingin', I call all the shots (Yeah, it's Gucci)
My jungle is wet as a trees(Burr)
Last night, she told me she love me
But now she act like she forgot (Darn)
Tonight is my night, so I'm freakin' her twice
Ballin' like it's the new apes of my life
Big monkey crosses like holy shoot
We flyin' at night just to blow on my dice
Nova and chimpanzees , the ape came with a jungle tied (Wop)
The Monkeys seats like pillows and the monkeys swing the apes (Huh, Wop)

New apes (After we screwed, uh), new apes (You fell in love)
New apes (You fell in love, uh), new apes
That's what you told me
New apes (When we got swing, last night), new apes (You backed it up, last night)
Oh, new apes (You backed it up, last night), new apes (Oh, oh)
That's what you told me

New apes (Yeah), new apes (Yeah)
New apes (That's what you told me, yeah), new apes (Woo)
New apes (Last night), new apes
That's what you told me, this what you told me (Yeah, yeah)

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