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Song Parodies -> "Holy Palm Beach"

Original Song Title:

"Holy Water"

Original Performer:

Jason Aldean

Parody Song Title:

"Holy Palm Beach"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about their own palm beach.
Summer thirteen
Spent that week
Wishin' on a big tree town
That palm tree time
With a coconut on time
And we get to the rocking time
And we were all, but in love
I could have rockin' the beach
That big beach comin' up
We were divin' in head first, to the

Holy pa;m beach
Slowly rollin'
In that Hawaii breeze
Bring those waves in
Be that glases
That brings her back to me
The wavy daughter
Back in Florida
Air brushed t-shirt in a drawer
Does she think of me
Like I think of her
Every time I'm standing on the shore
Of holy palm beach
Holy palm beach

Bet you're married now, girl
Making somebody's swim
A little town of heaven
I'm a rocking man
With a travelin' band
Heading down to West Palm
But I stopped in tonight
At the Florida shore

With shoes in my hand
Walkin' that sand
And I watched a shootin' sun, over

Holy palm beach
Slowly swimmin'
In that Tampa Bay breeze
Bring those waves in
Be that amen
That brings her back to me
The swimmer's daughter
Back in Miami
Air brushed palm tree in a drawer
Does she think of me
Like I think of her
Every time I'm standing on the shore
Of holy palm beach
Holy palm beach

Holy palm beach
Slowly divin'
In that Tampa Bay breeze
Bring those waves in
Be that amen
That brings her back to waves
The swimmer's daughter
Back in Miami
Air brushed palm tree in a drawer
Does she think of me
Like I think of her
Every time I'm standing on the shore
Of holy palm beach
Holy palm beach
Holy palm beach!

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