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Song Parodies -> "Wacky Bells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
James Lord Pierpont
Parody Song Title:
"Wacky Bells"
Parody Written by:
Stormwolf
The Lyrics
have a wacky christmas
dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
down the hill we go
crashing into trees
the snow is turning red
Santa is almost dead
he wakes up in a hospital
and finds george bush in his bed
911, 911 santa's almost dead
the FBI with a minigun, shot him in the head
911, 911 santa's almost dead
cut him up to see if his blood is green or red
dashing through the streets
with a gun strapped to my back
through the capitol we go,
shooting the white house
bush's face is blue
so is his ass too
he tripped on a piece of wood
and landed in dog poo
911, 911 santa's almost dead
the FBI with a minigun, shot him in the head
911, 911 santa's almost dead
cut him up to see if his blood is green or red
on a pair of broken skis
down the hill we go
crashing into trees
the snow is turning red
Santa is almost dead
he wakes up in a hospital
and finds george bush in his bed
911, 911 santa's almost dead
the FBI with a minigun, shot him in the head
911, 911 santa's almost dead
cut him up to see if his blood is green or red
dashing through the streets
with a gun strapped to my back
through the capitol we go,
shooting the white house
bush's face is blue
so is his ass too
he tripped on a piece of wood
and landed in dog poo
911, 911 santa's almost dead
the FBI with a minigun, shot him in the head
911, 911 santa's almost dead
cut him up to see if his blood is green or red
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