Thanks, 5-voter! And whoever gave this parody a 1-1-1, I am curious....why did you vote a 1 for pacing ? I can understand that you might not like somebody parodying a George M. Cohan song, so a vote of 1 for "How Funny" and "Overall" can certainly be a valid personal point-of-view.

But, just how did you figure a vote of 1 for pacing? The pacing is metronome-perfect compared to the original tune. If you are somebody who knows my personal "johnny_d_(something-or-other)" email address, please send me a personal note and explain why. I promise to keep your reply confidential, and there'll be no hard feelings. Thanks!

Doggone good!

Thank you, Jan!

A good one, Johnny. You've never run into the 1's guy? Let's hope he doesn't have your address..5's

Good job, 555!

Probably a poodle owner.

Thanks Adagio, Jack, and Rick!

JD - This sounds like a toy poodle, a boy toy poodle at that. Fine job JD. Parody was short but sweet. My votes are not, unlike whoever that power monger was that oned you on pace. Parody was paced perfectly, original, humourous and all those things that cry out for 5 votes in all categories.

Thank you, Guy!

Hahaha! This is a gem!

Keep your paws off my bitch, poodle boy. ;)

Thank you, Joelle and mac195 !