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Song Parodies -> "Go Tell The Roadies (The Metal Band Broke Up)"

Original Song Title:

"Go Tell Aunt Rhodie"

Original Performer:

Jack Stockslager

Parody Song Title:

"Go Tell The Roadies (The Metal Band Broke Up)"

Parody Written by:

Alan Smithee, Jr.

The Lyrics

My tribute to the most conceited band in the world Metallica. They haven't broke up yet, but they will..
Go tell the roadies
Go tell the roadies
Go tell the roadies
The metal band broke up.

They ran out of money
They ran out of money
They ran out of money
They didn't have enough.

They tried to sue Napster
They tried to sue Napster
They tried to sue Napster
And those that 'burned' their songs..

They sued the downloaders
They sued the downloaders
They sued the downloaders
All 1 million of them.

They're all Satan's slackers
They're all Satan's slackers
They're all Satan's slackers
Living on their past wealth.

Lars Ulrich's a big dunce
Lars Ulrich's a big dunce
Lars Ulrich's a big dunce
And his band was a scam

Now all are out of work
Now all are out of work
Now all are out of work
While the court's shun this case.

Go tell the roadies
Go tell the roadies
Go tell the roadies
The metal band broke up.
'Burned' as in recorded off a blank CD-ROM.

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Joelle - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I, personally, am not a fan of Metallica myself. Good one!

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