Song Parodies -> Take These Sprouts For Your Ball Pain

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

Original Performer:

Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer

  
Parody Song Title:

"Take These Sprouts For Your Ball Pain"

Parody Written by:

Johnny D

Take
These sprouts
For your ball-pain!
Take
These sprouts
Don't be proud!

Try these on penis-and-wanker-sacks!
Glides on where stiff high pleasure-rod whacks!

Wetly toot, toot-toot horny moan-screams!
Stiff? Lay prone, grin, and exclaim!

For it's
One,
Two,
Three strokes - it's out,
At
Your own,
Ball
Game!

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Voting Results
Pacing: 4.9
 
How Funny: 4.6
 
Overall Rating: 4.7
 

Total Votes: 9
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Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good pacing and clever wordplay, but the language was a bit too explicit for me (shouldn't this have gone on whatfreaks.com?). 5-3-4.
Ashkicksass - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it, but I have to wonder what the signifigance of the sprouts are. Is there something that I'm missing?
Joe Melchionne - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
short and to the "point" i too wonder about the sprouts? 555
Johnny D - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ingeborg, Ashkicksass, and Joe. "Sprouts" refers to any number of organic, "health-food-store" herbal remedies like wheat-grass juice or similar concoctions...plus, it rhymes with "out". ;-)
John Barry - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Part of the game is seeing what you can slip past the censor. Nice slip, JD.
Airfarcewon - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sprouts?...Would that be Brussel, for the muscle?...Very good! 55and 5
Dee Range - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You're on a familiar theme, I see, Johnny. Keep it up :-). 5 5 5
Stuart McArthur - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
there's a bit of ee cummings in this - or Dylan Thomas! - fascinating word-play johnny!
IMHO - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I would like to disagree with John Barry. While this is funny, and clever, and all that, I personally think it shouldn't be part of the game to try to slip something past the censor. Chucky provides this website to us free of charge, and does a lot of work to keep it up and running and updated every day. He does all of this for us, and really lets us do anything that we want to do, with very few actual rules or requests from us. I think that continually trying to sneak in sexually related material when he has specifically asked us not to, is actually extremely disrepectful.
Dee Range - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
In my own humble opinion, sex can be funny, and sex can be lewd. Chucky rejects the lewd ones, and he wouldn't let these in if he didn't want them. I, myself , love the funny sexual innuendo and don't mind putting my name here to say I do, to let Chucky know I support his decision to decide what belongs here and what doesn't. No one is forcing you to read them, and this is much tamer than you can find on the net anywhere. Having contributed to Whatfreaks.com myself, this is WAY tame, and deserves the higher audience
Adagio - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
My gosh, Johnny!! :D What miracles you can work with a short song! And, I loved the title...thanks for explaining about the sprouts. 5's
IMHO - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
My comment really isn't about the funniness of the parody itself. It's about the sentiment of "I'm going to try to sneak this in." I think that's wrong.
Stuart McArthur - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with you, Dutch !!!
Johnny D - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody!

Ingeborg - Thanks for making a good-faith effort to bear with me & my silly parody-proclivities, Ingeborg.

Ashkicksass - See my sprout-explanation above, AKA...

Joe - Ditto, re: sprouts...

John Barry - And YOU are most definitely a player, JB.

Airfarcewon - Reminds me of Men At Work's song "Down Under"..."Buying bread from a man in Brussels...He was six-foot-four and full of muscles...I said "Do you speak-a my language?...He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich"!

Dee - I shall indeed, Dee, I shall indeed... ;-)

Stuart - If not ee cummings, then perhaps some other cummings... ;-D

Adagio - Short songs can be loads and loads and loads and loads (all right, I'll stop that) of fun! To quote Jedi Master Yoda, "Size matters NOT!"

John Barry - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, for making eloquence of my glibness.
Johnny D - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ingeborg - Just a quick additional note of thanks to you... I am truly being sincere when I thank you for being open-minded here. Even though you would have preferred to see this parody post on the other site, I appreciate your willingness to evaluate it fairly and with an open-mind.
Dee Range as Dutch Schultz - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, heh heh heh :-)
Adagio - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, remind me to reply to all your raunchiness today..."Adagio - Short songs can be loads and loads and loads and loads (all right, I'll stop that) of fun! To quote Jedi Master Yoda, "Size matters NOT!" ' Somehow I KNEW that you would have something to say...you're such fun. :D
alvin rhodes - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
sprouts, eh ?....worth a shot....5s
Johnny D - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin! And thanks again, Pat! ;-)

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