Come on and hear...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band
You won't believe..you can't conceive
They're the strangest in the land..
Holdin' Maxi pads for mutes...on their horns and coronets
Gal vocal group...that they call "PMS Pets"
They are the weirdest band what am...I'll tell ya Man!

Come on along...to snatch a song
Real perverted, but they're grand
Alex, the girl...she'll lead and twirl
Tampax, not baton, in hand..
For pure novelty...a big laugh giver...is their Rag Time
Come on and hear...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band

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Their music's great...each "Twenty eight"
Alex and her Rag Time Band
Performing streak...lasts 'bout a week
Twenty two days they'll rest, and..
Comes a new concert time...a real laugh giver..,at their Rag Time
Come on and hear...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band

Come on and hear...ya' gotta hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band
Every lady in the band,,,seems a little ill at ease
Play symphonies,...often do a period piece
They're just...the weirdest band what am...I tell ya' Man!

Come on along...You'll love their songs
Alex and her Rag Time Band
One girl went wrong...will wasn't strong
Wound up pregnant and got canned
You're gonna' laugh so hard,..you'll shake and quiver...at their Rag Time
Come on and hear,...ya' gotta' hear
Alex and her Rag Time Band

Alex and her Rag Time Band..