Song Parodies -> Putin Busts A Stitch
| Original Song Title: | "Puttin' On The Ritz" |
| Original Performer: | Irving Berlin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Putin Busts A Stitch" |
| Parody Written by: | Skisics Surus |
Did you see that meeting too?
Bush gave Putin good review?
Knows his soul from one affair,
While Putin kicks his derriere?
Chats and laughs up his collar,
Hoping for a few billion dollars.
Spending every dime,
Gave Bush his party line!
Bush has no clue and he don't know,
Where to go to, why did George go?,
K.G.B. tricks?
Putin busts a stitch!
Different types, Bush just likes play,
Putin hides stripes, good guy today,
Will give George fits
Putin busts a stitch!
Bush thinks he's a harden battle trooper,
Putin will make him look like the loser.
Super-loser!
Putin signed treaty with China,
Still wars with Chechnya,
Makes Bush his bitch
Putin busts a stitch!
A.B.M. treaty rejected by, the clown and Condi,
Both misfits.
Putin busts a stitch!
Putin will make Bush seem the heavy,
As he declares his people happy.
His press is clamp down!
Bush declares he's just topped him,
As Putin and China, gun'sa swapping,
Weapons shipped.
He makes Bush his bitch.
With K.G.B. tricks.
Yes...Putin busts a stitch!!
Bush gave Putin good review?
Knows his soul from one affair,
While Putin kicks his derriere?
Chats and laughs up his collar,
Hoping for a few billion dollars.
Spending every dime,
Gave Bush his party line!
Bush has no clue and he don't know,
Where to go to, why did George go?,
K.G.B. tricks?
Putin busts a stitch!
Different types, Bush just likes play,
Putin hides stripes, good guy today,
Will give George fits
Putin busts a stitch!
Bush thinks he's a harden battle trooper,
Putin will make him look like the loser.
Super-loser!
Putin signed treaty with China,
Still wars with Chechnya,
Makes Bush his bitch
Putin busts a stitch!
A.B.M. treaty rejected by, the clown and Condi,
Both misfits.
Putin busts a stitch!
Putin will make Bush seem the heavy,
As he declares his people happy.
His press is clamp down!
Bush declares he's just topped him,
As Putin and China, gun'sa swapping,
Weapons shipped.
He makes Bush his bitch.
With K.G.B. tricks.
Yes...Putin busts a stitch!!
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Puttin' on the Ritz: Capitol Sings Irving Berlin album at Amazon.com
