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Song Parodies -> "Velcro Wall Game with Matt Iseman"
Original Song Title:
"When You First Ate an Olive"
Original Performer:
Irving Aaronson and his Commanders
Parody Song Title:
"Velcro Wall Game with Matt Iseman"
Parody Written by:
Take Two Records
The Lyrics
The greatest moment in television history. (YouTube)
You’ve all seen “Live with Kelly”,
They’ve done swell stunts before...
They did but once, a Velcro wall jump-fest,
With Matt Iseman, she jumped off the floor...
When she first tried the Velcro, she didn’t like the Velcro, didn’t she?
Remember how she hated the Velcro; smile, she faked it; don’t ya?
You’re asking me, I know, why they ever did this show,
But you sure saw that Matt and Kelly jumped with a “Whoa-ho!”
If you took a chance with me,
Like Velcro stuck to Kelly,
Then, maybe you’ll learn to like me!
When Matt jumped on the Velcro, he loved like heck that Velcro, didn’t he?
Remember how elated Matt was; the wall, he ate it; don’t ya?
And Anderson did try, this Velcro wall to the sky,
When Iseman beat the Ripa heat, he let out a Greek cry,
If you made me your best man,
Like Velcro stuck to Iseman,
Then, maybe you’ll learn to like me!
They’ve done swell stunts before...
They did but once, a Velcro wall jump-fest,
With Matt Iseman, she jumped off the floor...
When she first tried the Velcro, she didn’t like the Velcro, didn’t she?
Remember how she hated the Velcro; smile, she faked it; don’t ya?
You’re asking me, I know, why they ever did this show,
But you sure saw that Matt and Kelly jumped with a “Whoa-ho!”
If you took a chance with me,
Like Velcro stuck to Kelly,
Then, maybe you’ll learn to like me!
When Matt jumped on the Velcro, he loved like heck that Velcro, didn’t he?
Remember how elated Matt was; the wall, he ate it; don’t ya?
And Anderson did try, this Velcro wall to the sky,
When Iseman beat the Ripa heat, he let out a Greek cry,
If you made me your best man,
Like Velcro stuck to Iseman,
Then, maybe you’ll learn to like me!
© 2023 Take Two Records. Thanks to Bryan Wright for including the original song on the 4/8/23 edition of his “Shellac Stack” podcast recently.
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