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Song Parodies -> "Don't Let Grandpa Near The Beans!"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Irish Rovers/Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Let Grandpa Near The Beans!"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

This parody is a joke that was said between my dad and I where in north carolina it's so dry that if you bought your Christmas tree the day after Thanksgiving, you wouldn't want to fart around it.
Grandpa got blown up by our Christmas tree
That was the funniest Christmas scene.
You can say that it is all just made up,
But talk to my Grandpa, he ate the beans.

We was gettin' the Christmas tree,
We told Granpa "STAY IN!"
But he insisted that he come,
Some how he created eatin' beans a sin.

When we got back into the house,
Well, Grandpa headed out back.
He opened a can of chili
And swallowed all the beans until we got back.

Grandpa got blown up by our Christmas tree
That was the funniest Christmas scene.
You can say that it is all just made up,
But talk to my Grandpa, he ate the beans.

Now we didn't know 'bout Grandpa,
Until later on that night.
Saw him getting up to the john,
All of a sudden he gave us all a firght.

This Christmas there is no Grandpa.
With him we don't want no part.
And we just can't help but wonder:
How can one man ruin Christmas with a fart?

Grandpa got blown up by our Christmas tree
That was the funniest Christmas scene.
You can say that it is all just made up,
But talk to my Grandpa, he ate the beans.

Now we are around the table
Not expecting anything
When from outside there is a sound,
Then we all heard the front doorbell start to ring.

Well Dad ran to open the door.
Gandpa hasne't left this part.
He brought 55 of his friends,
All ate a can of beans and ready to fart.

Grandpa got blown up by our Christmas tree
That was the funniest Christmas scene.
You can say that it is all just made up,
But talk to my Grandpa, he ate the beans.

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Pacing: 2.6
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Overall Rating: 2.8

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