Now I went to McDonald's in such a small town
For my stomach was starting to growl up and down
Said the server to me, "Would you care to try
Our special today?" I said, please no more rye roddy rye
Fol a diddle rye roddy rye roddy rye

When I returned home, I looked for some toast
All the bread bags were empty and I said this blows
I found something other but it swarmed with the flies
There was only rye bread I screamed please no more rye roddy rye
Fol a diddle rye roddy rye roddy rye

I walked down to Jewel to buy us some bread
I searched every where for some oat bran instead
I said to the grocer, "Any bread I can buy?"
He said only rye I said please no more rye roddy rye
Fol a diddle rye roddy rye roddy rye

I went back to my house to have a good lunch
With a big ice cold glass of some Hawaiian Punch
My mother came home, in her bag I did spy
It was pumpernickel oh please no more rye roddy rye
Fol a diddle rye roddy rye roddy rye

So stay at McDonald's in your little town
If your stomach is starting to growl up and down
Fill up on McNuggets or you'll want to die
And you'll have yourself screaming please no more rye roddy rye
Fol a diddle rye roddy rye roddy rye