-> "Hey There OJ"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny Cope"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey There OJ"
The Lyrics
OJ was challenged from the law saying "OJ what a nut you are
And I'll put you behind steel bars if you'll show up for court in the morning."
OJ looked Nicole upon; he drew his knife the scabbard from
"Come follow me all police men and we'll catch OJ in the morning."
Chorus: Hey there OJ are you walking yet or are your guts a-churning yet
And you're not walking you just wait, behind metal bars in the morning.
Now grand jury, be as good as your word, come, let us try his butt in court
He did flee like a frightened bird that's chased from its nest in the morning.
OJ Simpson heard of this, he thought to himself it wouldn't be a miss
To have a Bronco in readiness, to flee away in the morning.
Chorus
Fly now OJ get up and run, the helicopters make a din
He also cut Ron Goldman's skin for it was a bloody morning.
Chorus
When OJ to courthouse went they opened the statement for defense
"The devil told OJ to kill them then he left them for dead in the morning.
OJ Simpson was not too bright to come with news of his bloody knife
And kill Nicole in such delight so early in the morning."
Chorus
OJ's verdict was such a shame, regardless of his killing game
"The man is not guilty I proclaim, so he'll be home by next morning."
Chorus
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