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Song Parodies -> "Reflux Romp"

Original Song Title:

"Java Jive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Inkspots

Parody Song Title:

"Reflux Romp"

Parody Written by:

Giorgio Coniglio

The Lyrics

Cope with Sanka, it's decaf -
It cuts regurgitation down by half;
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge -
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

Craving chilies cheery hot ?
Doc's got them jotted in the "ought not" slot!
Lesson you'll note in the back of your throat -
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

I love wine while dining fine
Wait! a late dinner-date for eight or nine!
When I recline and that wine is supine -
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

So hoist up the head of the stead of that bed;
We'll slide out she said, bet we'll sled 'til we're dead.
A dose of Zantac whacks the acid. Flaccid!
Function, function, G-E junction!

Cope with Sanka, it's decaf -
It cuts regurgitation down by half;
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge -
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux.

Coffee urn! Gas burn!
Acid burn! Can't learn
You know I've no control, sell my soul
To spurn prohibitions to caffeine.

Yer tongue may be furred from refractory GERD
Yer breath, in a word, can deter a whole herd.
Confer with surgeon - a well-trained one, famed one!
Sphincter sloppy, lap'roscopy!

Cope with Sanka, it's decaf -
It cuts regurgitation down by half;
If you can't purge that Java-jive urge -
Reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux, reflux !
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The Old Music Master - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
The Ink Spots!? Java Jive!? How many here are over 80? How about Three Little Fishies in the Itty Bitty Pool? Or Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen? Or Jeepers Creepers? Or Hut-Sut Ralston on the Rillerah? Or Mairsy Doats? Ah, for the dulcet tones of The Mills Brothers. Where have you gone, Lanny Ross, Connie Boswell, Morton Downey, and (dare I ask) Russ Columbo?

You win my Golden Tums Award for the parody.
My Name - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
I read somewhere that Zybonex will relieve your symptoms -- if you can tolerate the side effects.
Giorgio Coniglio - January 15, 2014 - Report this comment
@OMM. Agree OS is quite old, but it provides a needed break from "OntheRoadAgain". No relation between ages of OS, parodist or audience need apply; otherwise Shakespearian JB might be a Methuselah. @MyName. A sim-sounding drug, Zymbonex was promoted here by notorious parodist Al Silver (do you know him?). He's been named as co-defendant in my lawsuit re unexpected SEs not covered in his parody-list, as mentioned in my blog www.ukableparodies.blogspot.com.

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