-> "Billy and Hillary (were lovers)"
Original Song Title:
"Frankie and Johnny (were lovers)"
Hughie Cannon, 1904 Copyright
Parody Song Title:
"Billy and Hillary (were lovers)"
Billy and Hillary were lovers
'Least once in '79
Swore to be true to each other
But both thought the ladies fine
He did her wrong,
but that's another song
Billy and Hillary are liars
A few million lies between them
scandals they work so hard to hide
Just how many of their staff have died?
Oh gosh surely these two,
are scandals through and through!
Billy and Hillary dropped 5 mil
And appeared to do so doughty
Still they hide their tax returns
And the big bucks from that Saudi
White House docs we can't see
So what you hiding Hillary?
Billy and Hillary play dirty
And two-faced is all they can be
one day sweet on TV debates
the next on an attacking spree
They’d do anything to win
(But did nothing to catch old Bin)
Billy and Hillary are pouting
Oh lordy how they can whine!
Sniff whine sniff pout so many times
Old Hillary ain't got no spine
And her 11 streak loss
May mean it's Hillary we toss!
Roll Clinton's out fast and easy
Take their lies and scandals too
But baby don't get on their bad side
You'll go missing - you know its true!
He was her man,
also Beth's, Julie's and Jan's!
Enough of your 35 years of
experience that you just ain't got
You have no executive practice - none
Run nothing - you ain't done squat
Ready to lead? (Oh doubts)
Likely more whines and pouts
I hope they arrest good ol' Hillary
For her latest financial fraud!
I'm loving they got her on tape
Would love to see her firing squad
Won't sleaze out of this crime...
And Billy can be playboy full time!
Hillary ain't got any morals
Billy is void of them too
Their story only goes to show you
There ain't no good in them two
They're just cons this pair,
frauds and liars I swear!
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