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Song Parodies -> "You're a Blockhead, Charlie Brown"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"You're a Blockhead, Charlie Brown"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I think Mike Pacholek might like the ending!!!
You're a Blockhead Charlie Brown
You lack all zeal & appeal
You're as ugly as a Jack Ass, you're so depressing makes us ill, Charlie Brown
Pay Lucy 5ยข for each psychiatric ordeal, Charlie Brown

You're a killjoy, Charlie Brown
You're no good at football
You lack desire, you're as popular as a troll, Charlie Brown
Halloween, got a rock and that mini-Xmas tree was so uncool, Charlie Brown

You're a sour one, Charlie Brown
Always a frown, never a smile, Charlie Brown
In school you get in trouble, make your teacher lecture for a while (wa wom wawa wom wom)
You think you're an adult, but you're just in denial

You're a botcher, Charlie Brown
You will never reach the top
Your dog mocks you and with Lucy the football drops
You're a three time loser who always falls for the same old stuff... again and again... Charlie Brown

Act pathetically, Charlie Brown
You seem permanently lost
Schroeder has piano, Linus his blanket, but you are surely a loss, Charlie Brown
Your lif is an appalling scrap heap overflowing with the most eclectic
assortment of disappointment imaginable with your tongue tied up in knots

You're so sullen, Charlie Brown
Look how low your life has sunk
Your idiotic schemes disturb Lucy who's your boss
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Failed, Frightened, Flop"

When you're older, vote for Trump!!!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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annimal - May 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan - May 10, 2016 - Report this comment
it's insults like the ones seen in this parody that finally turned Charlie Brown to the dark side I even wrote about it a few years ago: < see? 455 also the OS as heard in the original "Grinch" animated special was sung by none other than Thurl Ravenscroft the original voice of Tony The Tiger and Kirby The Vacuum Cleaner from "The Brave Little Toaster" isn't that grrrreat?!
Rob Arndt - May 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann and Jon. Thanks for the info too Jon :)
Agrimorfee - May 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Now do the converse, "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" parodying "You're A Good Man Charlie Brown!"
Rob Arndt - May 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Are you kidding, Ag? With all the mental and physical abuse and no parents around, Chuck would be doing crystal meth and beating his girlfriend! He would be prison bound!!!
no name - February 08, 2021 - Report this comment
You, author, are as f--ked up in the head as well as all of your fans are.
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Relax, he's dead.

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