-> "Santa's On The Rooftop"
Original Song Title:
"Up On The Rooftop"
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's On The Rooftop"
The Lyrics
Up on the rooftop, ho ho ho
Santa's full, he's gotta go
Lots of treats from girls and boys
They're all sucking up
To get toys.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee.
Snow on the rooftop
Take a whiz
Signing his name as he does his biz.
First comes the kreplach from Eleanor
Oh, Dear Ellie, I want more!
Just for that you'll have your dream
Dates with the captain of the football team.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee
Snow on the rooftop
Take a whiz
Signing his name as he does his biz.
Then came the schnapps from little Will
Which he stole from uncle Bill
Kept Santa's fingers from turning blue
Will gets a draydel from Noka Hu.
Ho ho ho!
He's gotta go
Hee hee hee!
He's gotta pee
Up on the rooftop
Yellow snow
Santa's been there, you will know.
Flying to Los Angeles
There's no snow for Santa's whiz
So they find the highest peak
He and all the reindeer take a leak.
Margie's wakened by a sound
Yellow rain is coming down
Bart left sushi and green tea
Santa left G notes on the tree.
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle
Starting to sprinkle
When he sprays
Luck comes your way.
The moral is if you believe
Santa's favor you'll receive.
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