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Song Parodies -> "John sKerry Lies to the Nation"
Original Song Title:
"Marching Through Georgia"
Original Performer:
Henry Clay Work(1865) - Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"John sKerry Lies to the Nation"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
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(Instrumental Introduction)
1.
In the great debate that night, John sKerry says he won,
If he had to tell the truth, then he would be undone,
He would tax your wallet dry, and grab your every gun,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
2.
Said he wanted Iraq freed, but then he turned around,
When he saw that Howard Dean, was making better ground,
Now against Iraq's freedom, will be the line to pound,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
3.
Voted for the money, new equipment on the way,
Then voted against it, it's our troops that have to pay,
That's his way to say to them, that help is on the way,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
4.
John sKerry won the debate, President Bush is toast,
So the leftist newsmen say, and now they puff and boast,
But the truth will soon come out, and down sKerry will coast,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
5.
To keep our good leadership, George Bush is still the way,
John F. sKerry's pack of lies, won't stand the light of day,
Like cockroaches they will slink, and then skurry away,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
1.
In the great debate that night, John sKerry says he won,
If he had to tell the truth, then he would be undone,
He would tax your wallet dry, and grab your every gun,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
2.
Said he wanted Iraq freed, but then he turned around,
When he saw that Howard Dean, was making better ground,
Now against Iraq's freedom, will be the line to pound,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
3.
Voted for the money, new equipment on the way,
Then voted against it, it's our troops that have to pay,
That's his way to say to them, that help is on the way,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
4.
John sKerry won the debate, President Bush is toast,
So the leftist newsmen say, and now they puff and boast,
But the truth will soon come out, and down sKerry will coast,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
5.
To keep our good leadership, George Bush is still the way,
John F. sKerry's pack of lies, won't stand the light of day,
Like cockroaches they will slink, and then skurry away,
John sKerry lies to the nation.
(CHORUS)
John F. sKerry, The Taxachussets Lib,
John F. sKerry, The Master of the fib,
He'll give you the flip flop, and will do it very glib.
John sKerry lies to the nation.
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Taxing your wallet dry, eh? Let's see... It is true that Massachusetts has some high taxes, however, Bush has a record of lowering taxes without cutting spending to account for less government revenue. In effect, Bush is increasing the national debt by billions, when we had a major surplus before he entered office. By creating a rising national debt, Bush is slowly decreasing the value of the American dollar and has put us in a position where we depend more on international investment than before to account for our trade deficit. Of course, he's pissed off most of the international community by entering Iraq, and therefore, we've seen a tremendous drop in international investment into American assets in the last few years. Combine this with the seemingly unlimited military spending we've had to engage in due to Iraq, and you've got a great setup for pushing our economy further into a recession, rather than exiting one. If this is good leadership, then I don't know what bad leadership is....
George W. Bush is the biggest liar in the history of the Presidency. Kerry is Diogenes by comparison. And as for Massachusetts' taxes, they've had Republican Governors since January '91. How come they've never done anything about it, huh?
A hint to anyone else that thinks of making a pro-Bush song. Don't do it, cause we'll argue. A lot. And you won't get any good reviews because people will just put it down as all ones.
Just a note: I don't usually vote on songs that I disagree with. I feel that posting ones just because of political reasons is immature. Likewise, I didn't give this song 1's. I didn't vote, because I'm biased.
I agree, but I wouldn't have voted on this song anyway, cause I've never heard it sung.
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