-> "Freedom Is Never Returned"
Original Song Title:
"The Ship That Never Returned"
Parody Song Title:
"Freedom Is Never Returned"
The Lyrics
(Musical introduction:)
(1.)
On a German day, when red flags were flying
The crooked cross in the wind,
Said their small leader, with the Chaplain moustache
Now let our new age begin;
Just give us your guns, secure life for every one,
This lie was not discerned;
Many in his lines, waiting for gun grabbings,
Were Jews that have never returned.
(CHORUS)
Freedom's never returned, It is never returned
Here's a lesson yet unlearned;
If you give up your freedom for security,
The freedom is never returned.
(2.)
Then the British said as their crime rate was soaring,
We'll control guns some more;
Now we see, the ID Cards and the cameras
Just like Ninteen Eighty Four."
As a gleem of hope, not a deadly danger,
And the trap of the unlearned;
It's that siren song, nanny state's false blessing
For their freedom is never returned.
(CHORUS)
Freedom's never returned, It is never returned
Here's a lesson yet unlearned;
If you give up your freedom for security,
The freedom is never returned.
(3.)
We need one more law, Daine Feinstein told us,
It's my Assault Weapons ban;
Pass this and our crime rate will come crashing down,
So I hope for sure we can.
Senator Feinstein, now be shown your wicked ways,
In this verse that you've earned;
Passing NAZI laws, is not the best tribute
For the Jews that never returned.
(CHORUS)
Freedom's never returned, It is never returned
Here's a lesson yet unlearned;
If you give up your freedom for security,
The freedom is never returned.
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