-> "Ketchup Boy has Fallen"
Original Song Title:
"Babylon is Fallen"
Parody Song Title:
"Ketchup Boy has Fallen"
The Lyrics
(Musical introduction)
1.
DemocRAT John Kerry
Took his party with him,
All the DimRat liberal elite.
All screaming and whining,
As they pour more lies out,
Down to a historical defeat,
(CHORUS)
It was his lies!
Not Diebold machines!
It's time you DUmmies understand.
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Because his campaign was built on quicksand.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude)
2.
It would be a train wreck,
And they should have seen it,
Socialism always fails we know.
Now we see the DimRATs,
As they shoot their mouths off,
Get some popcorn and enjoy the show.
(CHORUS)
It was his lies!
Not Diebold machines!
It's time you DUmmies understand.
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Because his campaign was built on quicksand.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical Interlude)
3.
Those who own the cornfields,
They wanted to keep them,
So they voted sKerry down that day;
Should have seen this coming,
When exit poll lies failed,
sKerry did his cut and run away.
(CHORUS)
It was his lies!
Not Diebold machines!
It's time you DUmmies understand.
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Because his campaign was built on quicksand.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude)
4.
When election day came
We remembered treason,
And that funny looking bunny suit;
President Bush took it,
sKerry really blew it,
So there's no DemocRATic loot.
(CHORUS)
It was his lies!
Not Diebold machines!
It's time you DUmmies understand.
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Because his campaign was built on quicksand.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude)
5.
Lib elite as masters,
All of us as servants,
That was what the sKerry campaign sold;
But in the election,
We told them, no thank you,
And we did it forcefully and bold.
(CHORUS)
It was his lies!
Not Diebold machines!
It's time you DUmmies understand.
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Ketchup Boy has fallen!
Because his campaign was built on quicksand.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical ending)
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