-> "Kerry's Speach has Busted"
Original Song Title:
"Babylon is Fallen"
Parody Song Title:
"Kerry's Speach has Busted"
The Lyrics
(Musical introduction:)
(1.)
DemocRAT John Kerry
Really bombed out big time,
From the start nothing was going well.
He's sweating and dancing,
As he pours his lies out,
It's the sound of the campaign's death knell,
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(2.)
It's a verbal train wreck,
And he should have known it,
But Kerry's a feather brain we know.
It's a rambling fumble,
Made our stomachs tumble,
Most of us had to turn off the show.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical Interlude:)
(3.)
To those in the cornfields,
He'll bring back the death tax,
Grab their land and then go for their gun;
Now with debates coming,
We'll see brand new tactics,
They will be a verbal cut and run.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(4.)
When election day comes
We'll remember this bust,
And that funny looking bunny suit;
Dubya Bush we're choosing,
Kerry will be losing,
And so ends the DemocRATic hoot.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical interlude:)
(5.)
We should be the masters,
and the state the servant,
That is what our Constitution spells;
But the Kerry DimBulbs,
They try to reverse it,
That should always ring the warning bells.
(CHORUS)
The Kerry speech!
Really was the WORST!
It's time for Libs to understand.
Kerry's speech has busted!
Kerry's speech has busted!
And Bush is staying leader of our land.
Repeat CHORUS
(Musical ending:)
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