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Song Parodies -> "Don't Use My Name In Battle"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Call My Name in Battle"

Original Performer:

Heather Alexander

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Use My Name In Battle"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Written on 2004.12.18.
Don't use my name in battle
It's not wise
Do not make it yours
When you see a fire in their eyes

For when the admin
Fills this flesh I wear
I am no more a user
And you will not run, my dear

Don't use my name in battle
Stand away -
For I will never hear you,
But the moderator may

It never sees a friend,
But only foes
Just count the cut off users
Where this order guardian goes

Don't use my name in battle
Wait the time
Until I choose another,
With IP you know are mine

And then perhaps
We'll rest and talk of home
But you'll not be surprised
To see the name you chose is wrong

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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Olvan The Terrible - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this a parody or an original work?
Deleter - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Why, a parody!
Draketo - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I love it! Many thanks for the snmile on my face!

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