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Song Parodies -> "The Teenage Drummer Girl"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Simeone Chorale

Parody Song Title:

"The Teenage Drummer Girl"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a gender flipped version of the song for teenagers.
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum

A new teen queen to see
Pa rum pum pum pum

Our finest gifts we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum

To lay before the queen
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

So to honor her
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we come

Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum pa rum

Teenage girlfriend
Pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor girl too
Pa rum pum pum pum

I have one gift to bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give our queen
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

Shall I play for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum

Howard nodded
Pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and board kept time
Pa rum pum pum pum

I played my drum for her
Pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for her
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum

Then she smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new teen queen to see
Pa rum pum pum pum

Me and my drum
Me and my drum
Me and my drum
Me and my drum
Rum pum pum pum
That's all folks! Merry Christmas.

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