Daisoid, Daisoid, give me your answer, do
You're half-crazy, all for the love of poo
Shit won't be a stylish porridge
It's stiff as Albert Gorridge
But you'll look cool
As you pass stool
On our toilet seat built for two

There was a shower within thy fart
Daisoid, Daisoid
Grunted one day from thy rearmost part
Grunted by Daisoid Belle

Whether she loves pee or snot
Sometimes it's hard to tell
Yet I am longing to share the pot
With poop-i-ful Daisoid Belle

Daisoid, Daisoid, give me your answer, do
You pass flaming hot chili pepper poo
Your fecal extrusion's hotter
Than any welder's solder
We're both so glad
A flame-proof pad's
On our toilet seat built for two

We will go "tandem" and poop all night
Daisoid, Daisoid
Piddling away on por-ce-lain white
I and my Daisoid Belle

When the bowl's full we can flush down
Feces that stink and smell
Your sphincter's tight, all through the night,
Oh poop-i-ful Daisoid Belle

Daisoid, Daisoid, give me your answer, do
You sit straining, grimacing, grunting too
Through the drop-seat of your Speedo
Your finless brown torpedo
So gently steams
On down the stream
Through our toilet seat built for two

I will sit by you and grunt and push
Daisoid, Daisoid
You've got the stinkiest little tush
Sweet little Daisoid Belle

She'll dump a loaf on each trip we take
On our poo carousel
Then I'll apply Preparation H
On poop-i-ful Daisoid Belle

Daisoid, Daisoid, give me your answer, do
You're not lazy, when Nature calls to you
You don't need a cookbook or whisk
To cook up your toilet bisque
Your tasty soup
You wetly poop
Through our toilet seat built for two

Daisoid, Daisoid, give me your rancid poo
You're half-crazy, sniffing your dung like glue
It can't be too healthy for ya
To eat that brown ambrosia
Butt we'll look cool
As we pass stool
On our toilet seat built for two