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Song Parodies -> "The Damn Phone Song"

Original Song Title:

"Banana Boat Song"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"The Damn Phone Song"

Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

Attention ! accents please.......Cue the orchestra and those- singing chorus....on the count of three....a one ...and a two....and a .....Wait !....Remember, that the heys' sound like A's and also please ,fully hold your notes...Keep up with the beat and let's really get into it and have some fun with this one...Okay people, any questions?.....No? ....Good....So,.let's Go ! .....HIT IT !
HEY-LLO ! HEY-EY-EY-EY-LLO !
( what'da hell's wrong with this cell phone?)
GREY ! CHEVROLET, HAUL AWAY, BILL TO PAY
PERFECT DAY- ME SAY HEY-EY-EY-LL NO !
(what'da heck's wrong with this tracfone?)
WORK ALRIGHT - TIL I CALL SOMEONE !
(day might come when me buy smartphone)
CRAP ANTENNA - SHIT FOR POWER, MAN !
(day might come, grant me big fat loan)
DONE MISSED A CALL AGAIN - DRIVING ME BANANAS !
(day might come blue-tooth in ear sewn)
DONE MISSED A CALL AGAIN - GOT NO CALLING PLANNA !
(day might come, get me slick ringtone)
LOSE-SIX CALL, SEVEN CALL - EIGHT'S MY HUNCH !
(day might come, you won't see me moan)
TEN CALL, 'LEVEN CALL - TWELVE BY LUNCH !
(day might come, you won't hear me groan)
AIN'T ! AIN'T O-KAY-AY-AY - NO !
(day might come there won't be dead zone)
THEY ! ON E-BAY, ANDALE, DON' DELAY !
(day might come soon they all be gone)
ON SUITABLE MONTH - ME WRITE DEAR SANTA !
(sleigh might come, reindeer night she's flown)
MILK AND COOKIES - RED SUIT EXPANDA !
(gay sprite come or he might send clone)
IT'S NO GUT, LEATHER BOOT, STEPPED ON - CRUNCH !
( day might come, rid pain from headbone)
PAY ! ME PAID WAY -AY - AY LOW !
(day might come, sit on golden throne)
PLAY ! ON BROADWAY, CABARET, PAY VALET !
(day might come, dig up huge gemestone)
I'M JUST A SIMPLE MAN - WEARING OLD BANDANA
(day might come, few fine things me own)
LONG MISSED A GIRL I KISSED - DOWN LOUISIANA !
(day might come, phone and eyes no roam)
SAY ! WORDS TO SAY - AJANTE - WORLDS TO PLAY
HIT HIGHWAY - HAVE NICE DAY AY AY - O !
(tail light bum, like E.T. - phone home)










boo!



I actually finished this on Halloween day ......l was going to sing it that night at a karaoke bar but decided maybe I should practice it first...Good thing, because I went as Boris Karloff,white lab coat, the whole shtick and sang the Monster Mash.......I took first place for costume but it was probably the combination of both that did it.......Save Damn Phone Song for another day-o

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Dave W. - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Damn ! I did it again.....I've got to stop writing these at 3 in the morning...Oh well...I'll repost. I missed 2 lines between - eyes no roam - and say! words to say......They go something like this - MAY-GO......STAY-AY-AY-NO !......(take right thumb, hitch ride parts unknown)......unless I come up something better (but I doubt it) '
AFW - November 04, 2012 - Report this comment
This is funny, many clever lines..especially liked the last line..so many capital letters made it a bit difficult to read..at least for me
Dave W. - November 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW. I decided to do an emergency parodycle retraction and an apologetic transplant....Unfotunately - I could'nt get the capital letters out....Still, I'm hoping it has long life and prospers
Lifeliver - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Love it. Hardly noticed declared glitches. I could just see old-school Harry out on the street remonstrating, cellphone in hand - hilarious. 5-vote bunch.

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