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Song Parodies -> "Taliban Song"

Original Song Title:

"Banana Boat Song"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"Taliban Song"

Parody Written by:

Chris Baker

The Lyrics

Partial credit to Brino. I logged onto the site to make sure nobody did a cover of this song in regards to Afghanistan yet, but Brino beat me to it. The songs are different, however, his song provided me with help on a line I was having trouble with.
NATO! NA-A-A-TO!
Wants Osama, but dey still say no.
NA, me said NA, me said NA, me said NA, me said NA, me said NA-A-A-TO!
Wants Osama, but dey still say no.

Woke at night to de sound of bombs!
Daytime come an' dey blew up my home.
Bin in mountain when de morning come!
Daytime come an' dey blew up my home.

Come Mr. Taleban, hand over Bin-Laden.
Daytime come an' dey still say no.
Come Mr. Taleban, hand over Bin-Laden.
Daytime come an' dey still say no.

It's six cruise, seven cruise, eight Tomahawks!
Daytime come, air defenses blown.
It's six cruise, seven cruise, eight Tomahawks!
Daytime come and de airport's gone.

NATO! NA-A-A-TO!
Warplanes come an' dey drop dem bombs.
NATO! NA-A-A-TO!
Warplanes come an' dey drop dem bombs.

A screwball bunch of Taleban-a!
Wartime's come, all dey shoot's a drone.
Hide de deadly bloke Osama!
Wartime's come, all dey shoot's a drone.

It's six bombs, seven bombs, eight bombs, BOOM!
Daytime come, ground look like de moon.
It's six bombs, seven bombs, eight bombs, BOOM!
Daytime come, ground look like de moon.

Come Mr. Taleban, hand over Bin-Laden.
Daytime come an' dey still say no.
Come Mr. Taleban, hand over Bin-Laden.
Daytime come an' dey still say no.

NATO! NA-A-A-TO!
Warplanes come an' dey bomb some more.
NATO! NA-A-A-TO!
Warplanes come an' dey bomb some more.

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