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Song Parodies -> "There Are Things That I Fear"

Original Song Title:

"There's A Tear in My Beer"

Original Performer:

Hank Williams Sr.

Parody Song Title:

"There Are Things That I Fear"

Parody Written by:

Norman Wanman

The Lyrics

Enough said. The song says it all. Fear and phobia. Please comment on it.
There are things that I fear
That can make me shed a tear
Oh, those things that make me scared
That makes me poop my pants
And go into sad deep rants
Oh, those things that make me scared
Like swiss cheese with millions of holes that make me squeal
Oh, now I know, how Adrian Monk feels
There are things that I fear
That can make me shed a tear
Oh, those things that make me scared

While walking past the floor
Spiders at the door
Oh, I jumped up and screamed in fear
If I see dirty floors
I'll scrub it to the core
Oh, the dirt I mostly fear
Phobias from alphabets of letters A to Z
Even I'm afraid of myself that could make me pee
There are things that I fear
That can make me shed a tear
Oh, those things that make me scared
This parody is a copyright of Norman Wanman aka Fayte aka Symphix aka eiseys. The original song is copyrighted to Hank Williams Sr.. Please visit http://forumites.com/forums. Do leave comments. Thank you!

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John Barry - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Possibly the first "Monk" parody on the site. I like the OCD way you monkeyed around with the OS.
Below Average Dave - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Agrees with John-don't recall seeing another parody like this, good job here, BTW I don't recognize your name, so at least for me--welcome to the site if your new, nice to meet you if your not.

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