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Song Parodies -> "Cold Dead Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Cold Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Dead Heart"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i tried so hard to bring you life
its been my lifelong dream
i drove those bolts into your neck
and sewed up all your seams
a brain, i finally found at last
that was the missing part
now, i must zap your lifeless brain
and start your cold dead heart

a thunderstorm will come in time
with lightning bolts of blue
and i'll jump-start your brain somehow
i think i've got a clue
i hope you don't begin to smoke
or even fly apart
i only want to give you life
and start your cold dead heart

i realize its gonna hurt
when lightning makes you fry
but life is what i'm dreaming of
i'm not afraid to try
and though i'm gonna give you brains
you may not be too smart
but i'll be firing up your mind
and start your cold dead heart

i know in time, you'll be conceived
and you'll belong to me
sorry, but you must be shackled
and cannot run free
because you have the strength in you
to tear a man apart
but, someday, i will zap your mind
and start your cold dead heart

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Kristof Robertson - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This was OK, Alvin...not one of your best. But at least I have the guts to give you my opinion, unlike the other chickens**t before me. 444s anyway
Dan - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This was ok. Yeah, they've been voting very low on everything today. Must be the one's guy in disguise.
alvin rhodes - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
no problem..i appreciate the honesty....
Jack Wilson - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave it 555, pretty good
alvin rhodes - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks jack

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