Song Parodies -> Your Heap Won't Start
| Original Song Title: | "Your Cheatin' Heart" |
| Original Performer: | Hank Williams |
| Parody Song Title: | "Your Heap Won't Start" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Your Heap Won't Start,
Won't even try..
Pulled in the mart,
And heard it die
It sputtered twice,
Then said, "So long"
The auto club
Can't tell what's wrong
Windows work fine,
The wipers, too
Starter just growls,
And clicks a few..
You scratch your head,
And kick the tires
Raise up the hood
And pull some wires..
It's filled with gas
Batt'ry ain't down
Tires have air,
They're off the ground
Your warranty
Just made you smart
Ended today,
Your Heap Won't Start
Your warranty
Just made you smart..
It ends today,
Your Heap Won't Start
Won't even try..
Pulled in the mart,
And heard it die
It sputtered twice,
Then said, "So long"
The auto club
Can't tell what's wrong
Windows work fine,
The wipers, too
Starter just growls,
And clicks a few..
You scratch your head,
And kick the tires
Raise up the hood
And pull some wires..
It's filled with gas
Batt'ry ain't down
Tires have air,
They're off the ground
Your warranty
Just made you smart
Ended today,
Your Heap Won't Start
Your warranty
Just made you smart..
It ends today,
Your Heap Won't Start
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Don't you sometimes wish there was a substitute insurance so that you could pay for secure parodies to original songs? Not that YOU need one...
funny as hell as well as maintaining the angst of the OS
i have a 15 year old Grand Marquis that's doing everything wrong except starting. Which is better? :) 555.
Check the voltage regulator. Or don't those come on cars anymore...?
Thanks, Peter, good idea, there....and thanks alvin,............and Agrimorfee...well, at least it gets you somewhere.....and thanks, Meri..don't think so.. all computer boxes
Sir ~ L'Air de Farce~ do try the timingBelt . . . my ' Bandit' went dead, when it gave out !
Just went through this with "Bankbreak Chrysler". I know how you feel.
Another one for the concept album with my own "A Matter of Rust," His Name Was Kenny's "A Car Full of Holes," and a few others. (Speaking of which, whatever happened to "My Name Is Kenny"? He was, to use Jackie Gleason's phrase, a regular riot!)
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