John Boehner Cried Again
(Parody based on "I Cried Again" by Autry Inman)

With tear drops spilling out he said
On nine eleven three thousand of us were dead
We set out to extract our revenge
We invaded Iraq instead

Chorus
He cried again when he reached home
Osama, Osama where do you roam
He thought of things that might have been
He bowed his head and cried again

He took the Downing Street memos from the shelf
And read them loudly to himself
And then before he reached the end
He bowed his head and cried again

(sung to tune of chorus)
Now here's the reason that I say
Why did we let Osama get away?
We know he's hiding in Pakistan
So why do we want to invade Iran?

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