Song Parodies -> Merry Christmas!

Original Song Title:

"Hallelujah Chorus"

Original Performer:

Handel

  
Parody Song Title:

"Merry Christmas!"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

For the Lord Jesus Christ has been born-eth!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
For the Lord Jesus Christ has been born-eth!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

For the Lord Jesus Christ has been born-eth! (Merry Christmas!)
For the Lord Jesus Christ has been born-eth!
(Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!)
For the Lord Jesus Christ has been born-eth—Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!

The season of the church
Is become
The season of the malls
And bargain price! And bargain price!

And we shall shop forever and ever!
And we shall shop forever and ever!
And we shall shop forever and ever!
And we shall shop forever and ever!

King of Sales!
(For bargains! For bargains! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!)
And Lord of Malls!
(For bargains! For bargains! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!)
King of Sales!
(For bargains! For bargains! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!)
And Lord of Malls!
(For bargains! For bargains! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!)
King of Sales!
(For bargains! For bargains! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!)
And Lord of Malls!
King of Sales, and Lord of Malls!

And we shall shop forever and ever!
And we shall shop forever and ever!

King of Sales! (For bargains! For bargains!)
And Lord of Malls! (Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!)
And we shall shop forever and ever!

King of Sales, and Lord of Malls!
King of Sales, and Lord of Malls!
And we shall shop forever and ever!

For bargains! For bargains! (King of Sales!)
Forever and ever! (And Lord of Malls!)
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!
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Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
5s for echoing so excrutiatingly exactly Charles Jennens's libretto's numbing repetitiveness. Handel's magnificent music is _so_ much better heard without words, but certainly be more far fun heard with yours than with Jennens's. :-)
alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
i'd love to hear a massive choir singing this

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