Song Parodies -> Marijuana Chorus

Original Song Title:

"Halleujah Chorus"

Original Performer:

Handel

  
Parody Song Title:

"Marijuana Chorus"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

Marijuana! Marijuana!
Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!

Marijuana! Marijuana!

Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!

Cannabis Sativa is what it's called.
Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!

Your eyes are turning red as you smoke it
Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!

It stays in your system for a long while
Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!
Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!
Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!
Marijuana! Marijuana!

The power of this plant will give you
the munchies every night and stinky clothes, and THC;
It keeps you stoned for ever and ever
It keeps you stoned for ever and ever
It keeps you stoned for ever and ever
It keeps you stoned for ever and ever

Cheech and Chong,
for ever and ever. Marijuana! Marijuana!
Paul McCartney
for ever and ever. Marijuana! Marijuana!

Read High Times,
for ever and ever. Marijuana! Marijuana!
and Big Bambu
for ever and ever. Marijuana! Marijuana!

It's not hemp,
for ever and ever. Marijuana! Marijuana!
and not hashish,
for ever and ever. Marijuana! Marijuana!

Smoke a joint, you can eat it,
It keeps you stoned for ever and ever
It keeps you stoned for ever and ever

Eat brownies
for ever and ever. Marijuana! Marijuana!

It keeps you stoned for ever and ever
for ever and ever,
It's not hemp
And not hashish,
It's not hemp
And not hashish,
It keeps you stoned for ever and ever

It's not hemp
And not hashish.
Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana! Marijuana!
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Anybody who's got the stones to attempt to parody Handel's Hallelujah Chorus and who's stoned enough to change "Hallelujah" to "Marijuana" deserves 555 big fat Celestial Blunts.
Ol' John Brown - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Zactly as Johnny D says! Triple 5's here too!
Cheech Marin - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, man. This is pretty cool.
who cares what my name is - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't think it was funny.

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