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Song Parodies -> "The Claus"
Original Song Title:
"The Steps"
Original Performer:
HAIM
Parody Song Title:
"The Claus"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song about Santa Claus.
So baby, when I'm near you
You can't feel me, I'm snowin'
You used to come by
And sit down by my side
You would come in close
And take off all my clothes
Every time I think that I've been takin' the Claus
You end up mad at me for makin' a mess
I can't understand, why you don't ho ho me
Baby
And every day I wake up and I make gifts for myself
And though we share a bed, you know that I don't need your help
Do you understand?
You don't understand me
Baby
All the ivy
Is snowing sideways
You won't stop it
'Till it covers all my place
Every time I think that I've been takin' the Claus
You end up mad at me for makin' a mess
I can't understand, why you don't ho ho me
Baby
And every day I wake up and I make gifts for myself
And though we share a bed, you know that I don't need your help
Do you understand?
You don't understand me
Baby
If I go right
And you go left
Hey, I know we'll see up again
And if you go left
And I go right
Hey, maybe that's just life sometimes
Every time I think that I've been takin' the Claus
You end up mad at me for makin' a mess
I can't understand, why you don't ho ho me
Baby
And every day I wake up and I make gifts for myself
And though we share a bed, you know that I don't need your help
Do you understand?
You don't understand me
Baby
You can't feel me, I'm snowin'
You used to come by
And sit down by my side
You would come in close
And take off all my clothes
Every time I think that I've been takin' the Claus
You end up mad at me for makin' a mess
I can't understand, why you don't ho ho me
Baby
And every day I wake up and I make gifts for myself
And though we share a bed, you know that I don't need your help
Do you understand?
You don't understand me
Baby
All the ivy
Is snowing sideways
You won't stop it
'Till it covers all my place
Every time I think that I've been takin' the Claus
You end up mad at me for makin' a mess
I can't understand, why you don't ho ho me
Baby
And every day I wake up and I make gifts for myself
And though we share a bed, you know that I don't need your help
Do you understand?
You don't understand me
Baby
If I go right
And you go left
Hey, I know we'll see up again
And if you go left
And I go right
Hey, maybe that's just life sometimes
Every time I think that I've been takin' the Claus
You end up mad at me for makin' a mess
I can't understand, why you don't ho ho me
Baby
And every day I wake up and I make gifts for myself
And though we share a bed, you know that I don't need your help
Do you understand?
You don't understand me
Baby
Ho ho ho.
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