"Singin’ the Blues"

Well, I never thought I’d be boatin’ with gnus,
but whoever thought Jehovah would lose
His cool and … wash Creation away?

Now I’m bobbin’ with braces of beasts because
the Lord didn’t like folks floutin’ his laws
but He sent me … on a 40-day cruise.

Jejune, bizarre, His tantrum ain’t
a model of parental restraint.
To kill the kids that make you mad
His o-o-o-own “Rule 6” forbad. (“Murder is bad!”)

I Noah’m an antidiluvian coot,
but pissin’ on what’s pissed you off isn't cute.
It’s childish … the idea’s all wet.