Song Parodies -> The Statued Lady
| Original Song Title: | "Lydia" |
| Original Performer: | Groucho Marx |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Statued Lady" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
At last, I fin'lly found my true love,
She is the one, I know
I met her at the museum, here in the city
They say her name is Venus De Mi-i-lo.
She is the most beautiful woman,
I've ever see-een
Both arms missing, but wow !..
Her boobs are keen..
(Ohhhhhhhhhh....)
Titties on, oh, titties on,
Have you seen the titties on,
Titties On The Statued Lady?
What a fair, sweet paired projectile,
I suspect I'll...get erectile..
Mitties on, oh, mitties on,
I must get my mitties on
The titties on that lovely statue
Down the hall stands a guard who keeps passing through
He carries a gun and a big nightstick, too
But, determination can't stop a love, true..
..Those hooters I'll get my mitties on
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Wears a wrap that's unfurled
Torso, best in the world
Quite the lovely young maid is she
But, the part I like best...is her breast,
Where I'd nest
If I had a ladder and privacy..
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Titties on, oh titties on,
Have you seen the titties on,
The Titties On The Statued Lady?
My poor heart is madly racing,
Like a tiger I keep pacing..
Oh, titties on, oh, titties on..
Dear Lord, please take pities on
This citizen who beckons your call..
I'll be perched there in church every Sunday for years
Be more kind to the poor, cut out swear words and beers
If you'll just allow me to tickle my ears
On that statue with those titties on....
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Humbly I admit to this kinky obsession
I gotta' hold those tatas in my possession
Uplifted so firmly, they tease and they tantalize
My mind boggles from all that I fantasize...
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Just me and Miss Venus, with no space between us
I would not even mind...some dents on my penis..
Please don't think I'm perverted,..just lonesome..
I've heard it's more fun when they're stoned some
(whistles)
Oh, titties on, oh, titties on
I just got my mitties on
The Titties On this sweet granite lass
The guard clamped on handcuffs and called for the Sarge
I'm jailed with a bail that is extremely large
And rape, statutory..they said was the charge
But, at least I touched the titties on...
I said titties on (He said titties on)
I said titties on (He said titties on)
Titties On The..Statued..Lady...
La la !
She is the one, I know
I met her at the museum, here in the city
They say her name is Venus De Mi-i-lo.
She is the most beautiful woman,
I've ever see-een
Both arms missing, but wow !..
Her boobs are keen..
(Ohhhhhhhhhh....)
Titties on, oh, titties on,
Have you seen the titties on,
Titties On The Statued Lady?
What a fair, sweet paired projectile,
I suspect I'll...get erectile..
Mitties on, oh, mitties on,
I must get my mitties on
The titties on that lovely statue
Down the hall stands a guard who keeps passing through
He carries a gun and a big nightstick, too
But, determination can't stop a love, true..
..Those hooters I'll get my mitties on
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Wears a wrap that's unfurled
Torso, best in the world
Quite the lovely young maid is she
But, the part I like best...is her breast,
Where I'd nest
If I had a ladder and privacy..
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Titties on, oh titties on,
Have you seen the titties on,
The Titties On The Statued Lady?
My poor heart is madly racing,
Like a tiger I keep pacing..
Oh, titties on, oh, titties on..
Dear Lord, please take pities on
This citizen who beckons your call..
I'll be perched there in church every Sunday for years
Be more kind to the poor, cut out swear words and beers
If you'll just allow me to tickle my ears
On that statue with those titties on....
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Humbly I admit to this kinky obsession
I gotta' hold those tatas in my possession
Uplifted so firmly, they tease and they tantalize
My mind boggles from all that I fantasize...
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Just me and Miss Venus, with no space between us
I would not even mind...some dents on my penis..
Please don't think I'm perverted,..just lonesome..
I've heard it's more fun when they're stoned some
(whistles)
Oh, titties on, oh, titties on
I just got my mitties on
The Titties On this sweet granite lass
The guard clamped on handcuffs and called for the Sarge
I'm jailed with a bail that is extremely large
And rape, statutory..they said was the charge
But, at least I touched the titties on...
I said titties on (He said titties on)
I said titties on (He said titties on)
Titties On The..Statued..Lady...
La la !
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A monumental parody, and congratulations on joining the Thousand Parodies club! Dues are $25 a year, and checks can be made out to me. OK, there's no dues, but I can tell you something you'll find out very shortly: The first 1,000 are easier than the next 1,000!
love it...you may get your mitties on her but pity she has no mitties to put on you
How those mitties and titties got in your pajamas you'll never know.5s
Brilliant, Ag - I've got "Chlamydia" on the drawing board for this one, and has been for ages.. will have to get round to finishing it...
Thanks, Michael..for votes, comments and thou. acknowledging..I'll probably run out a' gas by the next couple hundred.....Thanks, alvin, and Jack..........Thanks, Phil..but, I'm AFW...not Ag..and Chlamydia sounds like a good one
wow...didn't realize you had reached 1000...congrats indeed !
Thanks again, alvin
Excellent stuff, AFW. TMGLTM, but "projectile/erectile" and "lonesome/stoned some" stood out for me.
I can't believe no one has mentioned the "Statutory Rape" line, which I thought was the best out of many great lines.
Thanks, John and John
Oops... sorry AFW
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