Part 1 (lower main land)

Its the son of rain and clouds
the lower main land
from the place of
the no sun above
on a steady diet of
heavy rain and thick clouds
no its never sunny in the place i live
as far as i can tell
at least the time that i have lived here

And theries something wrong with this
Its not how it should be now
in a land of only rain
it must be make believe

Get my unbrella please
Standing in my closet now
the living room or my upstaires room
while the rain keeps falling so hard
To walk to school and get so wet
To stupid clouds and heavy rain
and this front to keep me wet
bringing lots of moisture too here

And theirs something wrong with this
Its not how it should be now
in a land of only rain
it must be make believe

Part 2 (City of the wet)

In the middle of the month
in January
at the abby middle school that i go too
the forecast wasn't a lie
it said rain will come down
but what a shame
cuz the streets in vancouver could flood
Its closing down the roads
city of the rain, at the start of another flooded highway
signs sayin that the road is closed
city of the wet, wet roads with mountains on the houses
i will move from here
i change this places name from "the lower main land"
to "the lower rain land" thats a better name
Rain allways seems to come down
It didn't do much but make me happy
and make the tecahers at my school laugh
and i will move from here
city of the rain, at the start of another flooded highway
signs sayin that the road is closed
city of the wet, wet roads with mountains on the houses
i will move from here


Part 3 (I will move)

I will move if it wont
i will move if it wont
i will move if it wont stop

i will move if it wont
i will move if it wont
i will move if it wont stop

I will move if it wont
I will move if it wont
I will move if it wont stop
And i will move...

This house is so full of muck
came down from the mountains
ground not stable enough to take
rain thats falling like this
it is the war of rain and clouds
from southern tropics to the west coast
we have the storys to tell people
of the lower main land
Land of only rain
and theirs no sun here
land of only rain
and theirs no sun
and i will move if
i will move if
i will move if
and i will move

Part 4 (Stupid front)

Stupid front why did you come in now
i cant remember the last time i saw the sun
will it rain more or will it let up
the rain thats falling now insane and flooding roads
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh Mark Madryga can you answer me
is it retarted or is it just overwet
its never dry here and i stand so firm
theres lack of sunshine here and thats all i will say
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Part 5 (Tales from another wet boy)

To walk with clouds above
to get to school wet
to run to run to school
to find you missed breakfeast
and i move away
its raining too much down here
I lost the sun again
this town thats never dry
so i run i run to school
the rain is falling hard
and i move away
its raining too much down here
and it rained so hard
a million and one stupid times
and it wont stop

i dont see the sun
i wont stay here long
when there aint no dry days
movin away now
cuz its been raining lots
tales from another wet BOY!
Im movin
Im movin
Im movin
I am movin away