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Song Parodies -> "Roasting Beef"

Original Song Title:

"Pulling Teeth"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Roasting Beef"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I'm so starving for food
Peas and carrots, plus my bones Jamie Oliver isn't coming
Just in case I'll get rough
They come on dine with me
Drinking my own cup of tea
What a way to end the show
if you go AWOL

Is it reading a book
Is it writing a song
Please remember I am Heston
Wonder if he has owned Rank or Meat Is Murder

Folding all my stuff
Playing all my snuff
And doing my own Sushi meal

Guess who's coming to Brooklyn for dinner tonight
It's not Heston cos I know he's all Blumenthal

Reading my radio guides
Just cuz I'll remember Grunge
and missing all the days
Of me biting my own hand

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