Song Parodies -> Enterprise
| Original Song Title: | "Greased Lightnin'" |
| Original Performer: | Grease |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enterprise" |
| Parody Written by: | Colorado Kid |
To all my Trekkies..... =/\=
**Grease is owed by Paramount, Star Trek is owned by Gene Roddenberry, and I own this parody and that's pretty much the disclaimer.
**The following is a parody of Greased Lightning.
Enterprise
Kirk: Why this ship could be automatic
Crew: Uh!
Warpamatic....
Crew: Uh!
Galaxamatic....
Crew: Uh!
Why it could be.....the Enterprise!
Kirk: We'll get a landing bay control room and starboard phaser banks, oh yeah....
oh yeah
Scotty: Keep talkin', whoa, keep talkin'!
Kirk: A deflector grid and photon torpedoes oh yeah
Scotty: I'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready!
Kirk: With warp speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit, I'll be getting lots of tit
In the Enterprise
Crew: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Kirk: Go Enterprise you're burning up outer space
Crew :Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise, mighty spaceship, leave no trace
Crew: Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: You are supreme
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: The chicks'll cream!
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: For the Enterprise!
Crew: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Kirk: An inlet flow sensor and port phaser banks, oh, yeah
A main gangway hatch and photon torpedo tubes, oh yeah
With a huge deflector shield I can make the ladies keel
You know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagon
The Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise you're burning up outer space
Crew :Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise, mighty spaceship, leave no trace
Crew: Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: You are supreme
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: The chicks'll cream!
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: For the Enterprise!
Crew: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
**instrumental**
Kirk: Go Enterprise you're burning up outer space
Crew :Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise, mighty spaceship, leave no trace
Crew: Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: You are supreme
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: The chicks'll cream!
Kirk: For the Enterprise!
Crew: Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise
Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise
Crew: Yeah!
**The following is a parody of Greased Lightning.
Enterprise
Kirk: Why this ship could be automatic
Crew: Uh!
Warpamatic....
Crew: Uh!
Galaxamatic....
Crew: Uh!
Why it could be.....the Enterprise!
Kirk: We'll get a landing bay control room and starboard phaser banks, oh yeah....
oh yeah
Scotty: Keep talkin', whoa, keep talkin'!
Kirk: A deflector grid and photon torpedoes oh yeah
Scotty: I'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready!
Kirk: With warp speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit, I'll be getting lots of tit
In the Enterprise
Crew: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Kirk: Go Enterprise you're burning up outer space
Crew :Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise, mighty spaceship, leave no trace
Crew: Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: You are supreme
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: The chicks'll cream!
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: For the Enterprise!
Crew: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Kirk: An inlet flow sensor and port phaser banks, oh, yeah
A main gangway hatch and photon torpedo tubes, oh yeah
With a huge deflector shield I can make the ladies keel
You know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagon
The Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise you're burning up outer space
Crew :Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise, mighty spaceship, leave no trace
Crew: Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: You are supreme
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: The chicks'll cream!
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: For the Enterprise!
Crew: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
**instrumental**
Kirk: Go Enterprise you're burning up outer space
Crew :Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: Go Enterprise, mighty spaceship, leave no trace
Crew: Enterprise go Enterprise
Kirk: You are supreme
Crew: Uh! Uh!
Kirk: The chicks'll cream!
Kirk: For the Enterprise!
Crew: Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise
Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise, Enterprise
Crew: Yeah!
**Grease is owed by Paramount, Star Trek is owned by Gene Roddenberry, and I own this parody and that's pretty much the disclaimer.
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