Song Parodies -> I Will Survive
| Original Song Title: | "I Will Survive" |
| Original Performer: | Gloria Gaynor |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Will Survive" |
| Parody Written by: | Angel |
ah... no explanation required...
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified
Cause the pimple on my face
Was just too big too hide.
I would've used concealer,
I would've hidden it you see,
If I’d known for just one second
You would come and visit me.....
I tried to go, walk out the door.
You saw the mountain on my face
And I could not take it no more
My pimple is so huge it takes up half my face
I wish that it could just,
Disappear without a trace!
Go on now go, walk out the door.
Just turn around now ‘cause I can’t take it anymore
Please be the one that turns and says goodbye
Cause if you stay here,
From embarrassment I’ll die
Oh no, goodbye
I can’t survive
As long as you stay here my love
I might not stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I’ve got clear face to give
And I'll survive
I will survive he-ey!
It took all the strength I had
Not to fall apart
Kept hoping you didn’t see
Wishing you weren’t that smart
Why’d you have to come?
I’m feeling sorry for myself
I would cry
But I’ll hold my head up high
And you see me
My pimple too
And you tried not to look at it
But I just can’t blame you
So you felt like dropping in
Thought that my face would be clear
Now I’m asking you to go
Or you’ll stop loving me
Go on now go, walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause I cant take it anymore
Please be the one that turns and says goodbye
Cause if you stay here,
From embarrassment I’ll die
Oh no, goodbye
I can’t survive
As long as you stay here my love
I might not stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I’ve got clear face to give
And I'll survive
I will survive he-ey!
I was petrified
Cause the pimple on my face
Was just too big too hide.
I would've used concealer,
I would've hidden it you see,
If I’d known for just one second
You would come and visit me.....
I tried to go, walk out the door.
You saw the mountain on my face
And I could not take it no more
My pimple is so huge it takes up half my face
I wish that it could just,
Disappear without a trace!
Go on now go, walk out the door.
Just turn around now ‘cause I can’t take it anymore
Please be the one that turns and says goodbye
Cause if you stay here,
From embarrassment I’ll die
Oh no, goodbye
I can’t survive
As long as you stay here my love
I might not stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I’ve got clear face to give
And I'll survive
I will survive he-ey!
It took all the strength I had
Not to fall apart
Kept hoping you didn’t see
Wishing you weren’t that smart
Why’d you have to come?
I’m feeling sorry for myself
I would cry
But I’ll hold my head up high
And you see me
My pimple too
And you tried not to look at it
But I just can’t blame you
So you felt like dropping in
Thought that my face would be clear
Now I’m asking you to go
Or you’ll stop loving me
Go on now go, walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause I cant take it anymore
Please be the one that turns and says goodbye
Cause if you stay here,
From embarrassment I’ll die
Oh no, goodbye
I can’t survive
As long as you stay here my love
I might not stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I’ve got clear face to give
And I'll survive
I will survive he-ey!
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Good pacing... funny! What angst a blemish can bring! LOL
Laughing from the first switch (on the second line). Five zits.
Well. . .in honesty. . .I thought it was a very creative idea--but "I would've used concealer, " doesn't quite scan--but still very funny, and creative, especially from someone I've not yet had the pleasure of reading--good job, high marks from me. . .I'll stick to my Noxema
This was pretty good, Angel. I personally would have used less of the original song in the parody, but it still worked. Pacing could be tightened up a bit, but overall worthy of 555
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