When all your chairs start to wiggle and jiggle the folks,
It ain't no trick to finagle and tighten the spokes,
Just get the fixer-elixir and mend 'em like new
It's called, Elmer's Glue

If there's a crack on the back on your microwave stand,
Your daughter's dolly, named Polly, is missin' a hand,
Or else your neice's prosthesis is broken in two
You need Elmer's Glue

Glue it! Do it!
Don't throw that away,
You can renew it..
Buy it! Try it!
"Stick It, My Friends"
Is the slogan today..

It works on plastics, elastics, or grandfather clocks
Makes silly putty, sounds nutty, just add some borax
Stops blackhead pimples on dimples from botherin' you
Just get Elmer's Glue

Glue it! Do it!
Don't throw that away
You can renew it..
Buy it! Try it!
"Stick it, My Friends"
Is our slogan today..

It's great for cardboard and hardboard or sealin' a keg
One time at SeaWorld it mended a penquin's cracked egg
And if your "Do-likes" are hair spikes, it works for that, too
Can't beat Elmer's Glue