pardon me, roy
is that the kitty cat that chewed you ?
thought him benign
boy, what a vicious feline
i bet you roared
so sore, when kitty cat had chewed you
bet you were scared
you pooped in your underwear

your show has brought such acclamation
you had crowds there, galore
pics in magazines, yes, you were hard to ignore
you're a real headliner
life could not be finer
till you were an entree at the kitty diner

then you feel the terror growin'
panicked, you are
drive you to emergency
its not very far
insides, you must hold in
as you're finally rolled in
boo-hoo...cat has chewed you...you'll have scars

its gonna be
a really long recuperation
features erased
you got a real chewy face
zigfield will cry
when he observes the bite marks on your dome
that kitty cat that chewed you
seems he'll need a new home
kitty cat that chewed you
seems he'll need a new home