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Song Parodies -> "I Got A Gal Who Plays The Kazoo"

Original Song Title:

"I Got A Gal In Kalamazoo"

Original Performer:

Glenn Miller

Parody Song Title:

"I Got A Gal Who Plays The Kazoo"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot,
I got a gal who plays the kazoo,
Shiny and chrome-like,
Paper and comb-like
Buzzy kazoo..zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo

Tickles her lips,
Goose pimples her hips,
Libidos me, too..
It's tantalizin'..
Much fantasizin'
Comes into view..view, view, view, view, view

Teases me with her play, message very plain,
As plain as day..
Leaves me steamin'..steamin' like a demon
Ready for some action..her notes send it thru.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Hey, let's go lay...down for some shoo shoo
Head for the bed, I don't need to be led,
A dream's comin' true..
Granted's my wish again to love the sweetest gal
Who plays the kazoo..zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo,
Zoo, zoo, zoo,
Plays the kazoo..

Plays the kazoo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo,
Oo, what a thrill,
Rainbows red and blue..
Granted's my wish again to love the sweetest gal
Who plays the kazoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo,
Zoo, zoo, zoo,
Plays the kazoo..

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Andria - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one, AFW, and for the record, I can play the kazoo pretty well. 5s.
Mark Scotti - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Plays well enough for fives!!!
Old Man Ribber - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
The kazoo is underappreciated...unlike your splendud writing. On behalf of Glenn Miller fans everywhere, thanks. ;D
Old Man Ribber - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
splenDID! Don't want to me ;D
Fiddlegirl - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Hummed right along!
AFW - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Tommy Turtle - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria, you *do* know what you're saying, in light of the song's double-entendre, right? ... in which case, South Dakota, here I "come", Bonesteel and all! :)

Fiddlegirl, I *know* that your pun was deliberate! Good one -- hop in your Hummer and Humvee me!

Oh, yeah, AFW (thought I'd forgotten ya, right?) Great gal ya got, to do the Skin Flute number on your pickle-o. Hope you return the favor by playing the Fivrater on her!
Andria - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
TT: I didn't recognize the double-entendre right away, since I first commented on this parody before drinking my usual megadose of caffeine, taurine, guarana, sugar and ginseng in the form of 4 16-ounce Rockstar energy drinks like I have to every day in order to not drift into the Land of Nod come noon. Anyhow, I'm surprised you remembered my comment about the odd place names in SD, from way back in 2007 before the "Tragic End of Andria's $2,000 Computer" , also known as the thing crashing, not being fixable and then literally being taken out back and shot, followed by me losing my place to live to a convicted sex offender (landlord's choice, not mine), filing bankruptcy and living in a dilapidated station wagon until I moved to Oregon last September (in that order). And no, I'm not looking for a partner, in case anyone wants to know about making it with AmIRight's one and only wacko redhead.
TT to Andria - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
In a way, that makes the first comment even funnier, if you'll forgive me :-)

I can't remember where I put the pen that I just set down twenty seconds ago, but I remember some things from songs or comments practically back to my start here in Jan 06. Go figure.

And thanks for the offer, but the water off Oregon is waay too cold for us turtles! ... at least, for this one, spoiled by the warm waters of the Gulf Stream, the southern North Atlantic, the Caribbean, and the Gulf of Mexico -- as you'll see tomorrow (Wednesday). GL in your new home and life.
Andria to TT - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't know about the water, but it's been extremely hot in Eugene lately. The thermometer on the back wall of the garage read 115 degrees Fahrenheit, but then again, the sun was shining almost directly on it. I don't have any air-conditioning system other than two floor-mounted portable units dating back to the 1960s, one in my bedroom and one in the living room, and between the two little "swamp coolers", the cold showers I've taken, and the barrage of oscillating fans, my place stays pretty cool inside. Thanks for wishing me good luck, and I can say that although my place (a 2-bedroom townhouse in what amounts to a white ghetto) isn't the greatest, it's certainly better than an AMC Concord station wagon with a moldy futon mattress in the back and no entertainment save for my Ipod and an assortment of worn-out paperbacks.
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but as one of the founding members of the Flint Cottage Kazoo Orchestra (as a ukulele and part-time kazoo player), I think you're really lucky to have found someone with such a wonderful talent ;-)
MadameShooFly - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~Mighty Duke o'Edge~ . . . this is definitely a case of ~Satyr Mayor ~
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
a humdinger

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