Don't wanna' share it,
that carrot
From his garden patch
Foiled plans are funny,
no bunny
For poor Fudd to catch
That cwazy wabbit,
Can't nab it
In sunlight or moon
So goes Elmer's Toon

Smooth Bugs, the charmer,
fools farmer
Dressed up as a she
Fudd, with a stutter,
will utter
"You're so wascally!"
His "R's" and "L's" trounced,
mispronounced
A crazy lampoon
Here in Elmer's Toon

Uses, fuses
But, with every match of wits,
he loses
No boom, just gloom
Can't get it right...
With that dynamite...

He'll shoot a shotgun,
but not one
Will strike anything
Gets so frustrated,
though baited,
The trap doesn't spring
We know from past times,
and last times
Bugs won't be caught soon
Not in Elmer's Toon