you're unemployed
cause you're too fat to wear a tutu
size 29
that figure's hardly divine
way overboard
you stored the fat...forget the tutu
too tight to wear
cause you've got tonnage to spare

you need to spend some time, not eatin'
till you're giant, no more
in the mezzanine...the folks are startin' to roar
thinner gals behind ya
give ya a reminder
you have heavy gams...their legs all look much finer

when they see your tummy showin'
then the ballet is marred
cause a pig, is what they see
with plenty of lard
shovel all that grub in
your thighs wil be rubbin'
oink oink...fat and ooky...there you are

there's gotta be
and ending to this situation
feedin' your face
its gonna go to your waist
you're gonna cry
when we tell you that you need to roam
too fat to wear a tutu
take your tutu back home
too fat to wear a tutu
take your tutu back home