I once saw a button which said, "He knows whom you've been sleeping with", so I came up with "He knows what you've been drinking, so put that bottle down, He knows whom you've been sleeping with, so stop fooling around". Unlike you, however, I couldn't come up with a whole parody.

mind blowingly good....fives plus

Oh no!! Chrischunz Wiv Attytood!!!! 555 here, simians....

Spaff-tastic.

I liked apocaltargeddon -- it works real good with pacing.

AWESOME! I love this!

I wonder, is that when the apocalyptarmigan bird flies? Brilliant... and I'd have said it was a Prez original, if he hadn't commented already ;-)

Is exactly where you're going. Sinner.

(Tee hee!)

Sequels are always worse. 5s

Thanx, Stevel Knievel & Scholar Rhodes & Christoff & C4P & Jessie H.C. & Sister Kicksass & Philbo (that's the ultimate compliment) & Helena & Ralphing Luke. Remember: Jesus saves souls and redeems them for FABULOUS PRIZES. (I stole that.)

Wow, this is such a coincidence it's almost like you've been going through my trash again, Spaff! I got a Hellegram via Heathen Union, just yesterday, letting me know the VIP suite is reserved for me and the damned are anxiously awaiting my arrival down there.

By the by, the rapture has already happened. One virtuous little old bag-lady disappeared about 12 years ago and nobody noticed because she wasn't important. The rest of us didn't make the cut. Apparantly, our not considering her important counted rather heavily against us.

J.C. has come and gone, as well. In an odd twist, those who had looked most forward to His arrival were the first to reject Him for being a vagrant and bleeding-heart liberal "dirty hippy" type who'd run away from home at an early age, kept questionable company and refused to hold down a steady job.

He was not crucified, this time. He was beaten to death in an alley for His gentle ways and obvious lack of prurient interests in the opposite sex. Gay, vagrant loser liberals who hang with street whores aren't important, so nobody cared, except for one man who cared enough to mutter "Good riddance!" when he read the story on page 19 of his local paper. That man's death made the front page, the next day. Not because he was an important man, but because spontaneous combustion is such a rare cause of death.

OK, that must be the best comment EVER. Whoever you are, SHC (and I have my suspicions), you are definitely one sizzling hot chick. Enjoy your stay in the land down under. Please say hello to Andy Warhol for me. And tell him that his prediction about everyone getting 15 minutes of fame has come true.

Thanks, Andy says, "Told you so!" and just how many sizzling hot chicks' trash have you gone through, hmm?

Jesus was a jew. Idiot.

Rumor has it that he converted to, I dunno, Christianity or something.

If Jesus showed up now he'd be in jail by next week, and without proper identification chances are that prison be Guantanamo, do you have any idea how many "terrorist acts" a man who can walk on water would be capable of? Also, even if he was identified as Jesus, the sudden outbreak of morality and drop in sinful behaviour would be devastating to the American (and Worlds) economy, we would all be back living in caves almost as quick as anyone could say "Sodom and Gomorrah". *shudders*

Cute, but don't you know that Jesus was a Liberal Jew? At least that's what my T-shirt says! Bless God. 5-4-5. According to the Bible...Liberal Equals Noble and Generous! http://mnl_1221.tripod.com/liberal.html

Did Jesus Christ celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah?

Peterchyd: Heh heh.
Melanie Lee: I've seen "Jesus Was A Liberal" bumper stickers. How wonderfully in-your-face.
Jack Handy: Deep.