"Folks call me Dubbaya"

Tho’ folks call me “Dubbaya” I’m just a bubba, ya see, I’m a good ol’ boy ... hey,
A guy you’d drink beer with and so have no fear with in charge of the whole USA.

With you as supporters, at fetus aborters I’ll lash my rhetorical rod,
And form an alliance to try and kick science right out of our schools and save God.

I’ll fault for high taxes old pols who play saxes and swear I’ll cut yours to the bone
(but trust you won’t take in it’s yours I still rake in and the wealthy to fewer make prone.)

You sent me to DC because we agree, see, you rednecks and rich folks alike,
Those Liberal wankers need us to be spankers, especially that Hillary dyke.