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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Super Villain And A Cunning, Evil Mastermind"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General"

Original Performer:

Gilbert And Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A Super Villain And A Cunning, Evil Mastermind"

Parody Written by:

Adam Eccleshall

The Lyrics

I know this OS has been done to death, but like all good super villains, I'd rather just rehash and old classic idea than come up with something original :-)
[Super Villain]
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I live inside a mountain where the super spies will never find
My heinous, evil doomsday ray gun set to wipe out all mankind

I spend my days devising ways to keep my nemeses confined
And thinking up new plots to have the world unto its doom consigned
My deviousness knows no bounds, a new device I have designed
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan I have in mind

[Trusted Lieutenant]
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan he has in mind
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan he has in mind
The world is not prepared yet for the master plan he has in, has in mind

[Super Villain]
My minions spend their time in training for the tasks that I assign
And sometimes I will kill one off because I'm just that way inclined
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind

[Trusted Lieutenant]
He has a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
He is a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Super Villain]
I have a school of sharks with lasers mounted on their nasal bits
A massive vat of acid and a snake infested open pit
This place is like a fortress, yes I'm really rather proud of it
Although the stainless ste-el motif's getting on my nerves a bit

The laby-rinthine tunnel network keeps my soldiers quite confused
I do admit the blueprints left me feeling just a bit bemused
But still when asked for maps I have to less than subtl-y refuse
'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps me well amused

'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps him well amused
'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps him well amused
'cause watching them look for an exit always keeps him well a, well amused

I have a little button on my super villain's super chair
So when the heroes reach me I can send 'em flying through the air
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Trusted Lieutenant]
He has a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
He is a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Super Villain]
The CIA and MI6 are always coming after me
They seem to think my plans are somewhat underhand and dastardly
I must say their attempts to capture me are often masterly
Though when the agents visit, I dispose of them quite rapidly

It seems my claims of grandeur are considered with contempt, I see
To think I'm unimportant, though, is pure and utter fallacy
The leaders of the world believe my acts are born of lunacy
They're never quite convinced of my undoubted grand supremacy

[Trusted Lieutenant]
They're never quite convinced of his undoubted grand supremacy
They're never quite convinced of his undoubted grand supremacy
They're never quite convinced of his undoubted grand suprema-premacy

[Super Villain]
My schemes have got a habit, though, of blowing up in front of me
An agent flicked a switch, and now my base is self-destructivy
I have a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
I am a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Trusted Lieutenant]
He has a lot of henchmen of the very dumb but nasty kind
He is a super villain and a cunning, evil mastermind


[Both]
Mwuhahahahahahahahaha

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 21

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Cat - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Bwahahahaha! A devilishly clever MG.
Stuart McArthur - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
bravo, Adam! - perfect pacing, and very funny, and a great addition to the MMG file - 555
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
masterfully written
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
For the inevitable part 2 may I suggest:

I couldn't hit Grand Canyon if it was to lay in front of me
But please don't tell America, they might just vote for Hillary!
John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job; some find vocab choices. 555
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
An excellent top job on cadence, pacing, and content...
Dominic L. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry for breaking the 555's.. Yes, I'm a tough critic. 545, Some parts were funny, but it wasn't very funny throughout. The pacing was great though!
Rick C - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent! For some reason, I don't seem to tire of this OS at all. I like the varied themes everyone comes up with for it. This was a good one, Adam. 555
Arwen - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm just glad to see you again Adam...it seems like it's been forever since you've been around...=) I'm throwing down the 5s because I loved the whole thing, but the phrase "self-destructivy" was my favorite!! =)
Larry Hensley - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny parody.
Michael Pacholek, alias Ernst Stavro Blohard... and the Cat on his lap - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
And I suppose, for this work, you desire the sum of... FIVE MILLION DOLLARS! Alas, the scoring system does not permit me to give you a rating of 007, but that will all change when I have taken over the world! Goodbye, Mr. Eccleshall!
Marie - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I want an mp3 of this

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