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Song Parodies -> "A Policeman Shoots Directly To The Brain"

Original Song Title:

"A Policeman's Lot"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"A Policeman Shoots Directly To The Brain"

Parody Written by:

Sweet Indigo

The Lyrics

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When the bombers have caused chaos and destruction
(And destruction)
And commuters know the danger they are in
(They are in)
And the Tube is in a state of great disruption
(Great disruption)
We don't trust anyone with dark brown skin
(Dark brown skin)

If we see a young man wearing a big jacket
(A big jacket)
Then we must proceed, although it gives us pain
(Gives us pain)
We don't check if he has a bomb or lacks it
(Bomb or lacks it)
A policeman shoots directly to the brain
Then we must proceed, although it gives us pain, gives us pain
A policeman shoots directly to the brain

When the enterprising bomber may be lurking
(May be lurking)
With homicidal thoughts within his head
(In his head)
Then I only know one policy that's working
('Cy that's working)
We should blast them out with several rounds of lead
(Rounds of lead)

While commuters wander round, all unsuspecting
We policemen are disguised as normal folk
(Normal folk)
It's certain that the public needs protecting
(Needs protecting)
So we'll shoot at any dodgy-looking bloke
While policemen are disguised as normal folk, normal folk
We'll shoot at any dodgy-looking bloke, dodgy bloke.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
scary, but well written..5s

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